Vegan Cake

During an afternoon, in the mansion of a very beautiful, very famous, very rich female celebrity named Lililalaya, while Lililalaya is dining on a piece of vegan cake, her personal assistant, a man named Leonardo, says: “Lililalaya, I love you. I don’t want to continue being your personal assistant. I don’t want to continue being another one of your disposable lovers. I want to be your husband. I want us to be a married couple, forever together and forever in love. I love you, Lililalaya. Will you marry me?”

In response, Lililalaya laughs cruelly at Leonardo and smashes the piece of cake onto his face.

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