During an afternoon, a sleazy man named Andrew Squervil is working out at a gym in an upper-class neighborhood. Andrew, who is not rich, is visiting this gym because he knows it is frequently populated with rich, beautiful, single women. Andrew has a goal to become rich. He intends to accomplish this goal by marrying a rich, preferably beautiful woman for her money. He hopes to meet such a woman today, here at the gym.

Seducing women has never been much of a challenge for Andrew. It is one of the few things he is actually good at.

Unfortunately for Andrew, seducing women is a challenge for him today. That is because the normally handsome Andrew looks quite hideous today, due to a multitude of bruises on his face.

Andrew received those bruises yesterday from a large, muscular professional wrestler named Grock, after Grock caught his beautiful girlfriend Jessica and Andrew in bed together. The last thing Andrew remembered before losing consciousness was Grock’s meaty fists smashing into Andrew’s face over and over again. Many of Andrew’s recent misadventures have ended with Andrew being brutally beaten.

Because of Andrew’s bruises, he is not having any success attracting rich women at the gym today.

“You repulse me,” one of Andrew’s attractive female targets says.

Why did I come here today, Andrew thinks.

One of the gym’s employees, a large, muscular woman named Johaxtra, notices that many of the attractive female gym patrons are finding Andrew bothersome and disgusting. Thus, Johaxtra approaches Andrew and demands that he leave the premises immediately. Frustrated, Andrew gets into an argument with Johaxtra and refuses to leave out of spite. Thus, Johaxtra proceeds to pummel Andrew mercilessly, while the attractive female gym patrons look on, amused. Many of Andrew’s recent misadventures have ended with Andrew being brutally beaten.