Return to the Island of Beautiful Women

During an evening, while a sleazy man named Andrew Squervil is in his crummy apartment, he hears someone knocking on the apartment’s front door. Andrew assumes that it is his hideous, obese female landlord, who lets Andrew live in the apartment for free in exchange for being her plaything. She usually stops by around this time of day to receive her ‘payments’ from Andrew. Miserably, Andrew goes to the door to answer it.

“So much hair where there shouldn’t be any hair,” Andrew says, muttering to himself.

He opens the front door. Much to his surprise, the person standing before him isn’t his repulsive female landlord, but rather a very beautiful woman, the type of woman that Andrew would classify as a total hottie.

“Hello, Andrew Squervil,” the very beautiful woman says.

“Hello,” Andrew says. “Do I know you?”

“You don’t remember me?” she says.

“No,” Andrew says, surprised that he wouldn’t remember this hottie. “Who are you?”

“My name is Jessica,” she says. “I’m a model. We encountered each other once before… on Ilgana’s island.”

The word ‘Ilgana’ causes Andrew to flinch, and now he suddenly realizes who Jessica is.

Some time ago, Andrew’s sleazy misadventures brought him to a large, secret island located in an exotic, largely uncharted part of the world. The island was populated almost exclusively by many, many beautiful women. The beautiful women were all models from various other parts of the world. The island was an exclusive resort for them, a place where they could escape the stressors that come from being a female model.

The island was owned and ruled by a very wealthy, hideous woman named Ilgana. She lived in a very large castle on the island.

Upon Andrew’s unexpected arrival on the island, five of the island’s beautiful female residents, including Jessica, brought Andrew to Ilgana’s castle so he could be evaluated by Ilgana.

Prior to meeting Ilgana, Andrew was under the false impression that he would very much enjoy his stay on this island. He was very good at seducing beautiful women, and there was a vast abundance of them on this island. For Andrew, it seemed like a wonderful paradise, at the time.

But then he met Ilgana in her castle, and she immediately deemed Andrew a potential nuisance to the harmony of the island, and, to handle this potential nuisance, decreed that Andrew be imprisoned in a prison cell in her castle’s dungeon.

Before Andrew could attempt to avoid being imprisoned, one of the beautiful women who had brought him to Ilgana’s mansion – Jessica – hit Andrew on the head with a large object, causing him to become unconscious. When he regained consciousness, he was trapped inside a locked prison cell in the castle’s dungeon.

Andrew was trapped in that prison cell for a very, very long time. Instead of getting to spend his days seducing stunningly beautiful women, he had to remain in his cell, surviving on a steady diet of dead fish and water that his captor was providing him to survive.

Eventually, Andrew escaped from the prison cell, and Ilgana’s island. Eventually, he ended up where he is now: back in his home country, living in this crummy apartment, inexplicably face-to-face with Jessica, the hottie who knocked him unconscious.

“You!” Andrew says, furious. “I remember you! You’re the one who knocked me unconscious!”

“I know you’re angry at me,” Jessica says. “And you have every right to be.”

“What are you doing here?” Andrew says. “How did you even find me?”

“I’ve come here on behalf of the beautiful women of the island,” Jessica says. “We’ve been searching for you for a very, very long time.”

“I’m not letting you imprison me again,” Andrew says. “I’m not going back to Ilgana’s island!”

“It’s not Ilgana’s island anymore,” Jessica says. “Ilgana is gone.”

“Gone?” Andrew says.

“Gone,” Jessica says. “Ilgana’s evil reign is over. She was overthrown and exiled by the beautiful women of the island.”

“I’m glad to hear that,” Andrew says. “But what does that have to do with me?”

“Because the beautiful women of the island want you to come back to us, Andrew,” Jessica says. “When you arrived on the island, we were immediately taken with you. We wanted you to be our plaything, and satisfy our every carnal desire.”

“That’s a lie!” Andrew says. “You knocked me unconscious and helped Ilgana imprison me! You all did nothing to free me from that dungeon!”

“We were only following Ilgana’s orders,” Jessica says. “She was the ruler of the island, and the ruler of the island must be obeyed. But she’s gone now, and we need a new ruler of the island. We want that person to be you, Andrew Squervil. Please come back with me to the island. You can live in Ilgana’s former castle, and be our ruler. You’ll have access to all the luxuries of the island… including us. And we’ll do anything we can to please you. Anything.”

“Anything?” Andrew says.

“Anything,” Jessica says.

“Even-” Andrew says.

“Yes,” Jessica says. “Even that. So will you do it, Andrew Squervil? Will you come back with me to the island?”

Internally, Andrew weighs the apparent options facing him: continuing to be his monster-like female landlord’s plaything, or a life of luxury with regular access to many, many goddess-like female mega hotties: hideous monster woman or sexy goddesses… hideous monster woman or sexy goddesses…

“Yes,” Andrew says, with absolute certainty.

Jessica clasps her hands together in delight. “I’m so happy to hear that, Andrew!” she says. “We’re going to have so much fun together. The things I’m going to do to you…”

Some time later, Andrew and Jessica are on a large, expensive boat that is taking them back to the island. The journey is a long one. Andrew and Jessica frequently pass the time together in a bedroom that is on the boat. Jessica seems to have a very voracious appetite for Andrew, indulging in him as much as possible, as if she knows that she won’t be able to have such frequent, exclusive access to him after he gets to the island.

Andrew considers this time with Jessica to be just a small preview of the carnal delights apparently awaiting him on the island. I’m finally getting the happy ending I deserve, Andrew thinks.

Eventually, Andrew and Jessica arrive on the island. Andrew is greeted by a bevy of beautiful women who have been waiting for him. They, along with Jessica, escort Andrew to the island’s castle, where he was previously a prisoner.

Andrew, Jessica, and the other beautiful women enter the castle. He intends to settle in quickly, then begin indulging in these women surrounding him.

Jessica, who is standing next to Andrew, says: “Andrew, I just want you to know, I very much enjoyed our time together on the boat… and if it were up to me and the other beautiful women of this island, you really would become the ruler of the island.”

“What… what are you talking about?” Andrew says, suddenly sensing that something is very wrong.

Much to Andrew’s horror, Ilgana appears, standing at the top of a staircase overlooking Andrew and the beautiful women surrounding him.

“No…” Andrew says, taking in Ilgana’s hideousness. “It can’t be. Ilgana? But you were overthrown and exiled!”

Ilgana is looking down at Andrew and sneering at him. “I was never overthrown and never exiled,” she says. “You’ve fallen into my trap, Andrew Squervil. And now, you’re mine again. You’re mine, Andrew Squervil. Now, it’s time for you to go back in your prison cell, where you belong.”

Before Andrew can attempt to avoid being imprisoned, Jessica hits Andrew on the head with a large object, causing him to become unconscious. When he regains consciousness, he is trapped inside a locked prison cell in the dungeon of Ilgana’s castle.

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