A Total Hottie

A few weeks before the life of a man named Roy is completely ruined by a beautiful woman named Olga, Roy is on a beach. He is sitting in a beach chair, having recently returned from a swim in the nearby ocean.

Sitting in beach chairs next to Roy are a woman named Linda and a beautiful woman named Olga. Linda is Roy’s new girlfriend. Olga is Linda’s friend. Roy and Linda and Olga are spending the day at the beach together.

“I’m going to go for a swim,” Linda says. She gets up and walks into the nearby ocean.

Seeing Linda’s absence as an opportunity to proclaim his intense desire for Olga to Olga, Roy turns to Olga and proceeds to proclaim his intense desire for her to her.

“I have an intense desire for you, Olga,” Roy says, staring into Olga’s pretty face, which is somewhat concealed by the large, black sunglasses and large beach hat Olga is wearing. “You’re everything I’ve ever wanted in a woman. I need to be with you. Please be with me.”

Olga is unfazed by Roy’s sudden proclamation of his desire for her. Many, many men desire her.

“What about Linda?” Olga says, speaking in her sexy, Russian-sounding accent, amused by the desperation in Roy’s face, his fear that Olga might reject him.

“Linda is… okay… but she’s not you, Olga,” Roy says. “You’re a super goddess. A total hottie. Compared to you, Linda is a disgusting troll.”

“That’s so sweet of you to say,” Olga says. She runs one of her fingers across Roy’s well-toned, shirtless chest. Unbeknownst to Roy, before he expressed his desire for Olga to Olga, she had already decided that he would become her disposable plaything. “You and I are going to have so much fun together,” Olga says. “So much fun indeed.”

Roy smiles, unaware of the miserable fate awaiting him.

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