Enter Barbara

At the moment, in an apartment belonging to a very fat woman named Barbara, a sleazy man named Andrew Squervil is having an intimate encounter with Barbara for the purpose of getting to stay at Barbara’s apartment tonight for free, as Andrew is in need of an inexpensive place to stay at tonight. Andrew, who finds Barbara absolutely unattractive, is feeling very miserable about his current situation. He is certain that he has reached the lowest point of his life. He is, however, incorrect.