Olga and Inna

At the moment, a man named Andrew Squervil is being pummeled mercilessly by two beautiful women named Olga and Inna. Olga and Inna are taking turns smashing their fists into Andrew’s handsome face. Prior to this beating in progress, Andrew was not aware that Olga and Inna’s dainty hands were capable of causing the high amount of pain he is now experiencing.

Olga and Inna and Andrew are currently in Olga and Inna’s shared apartment. A few minutes earlier, Olga and Inna simultaneously discovered that Andrew has been cheating on both women with each other. Prior to this discovery, Olga and Inna were each in a secret, apparently monogamous, romantic relationship with Andrew.

At the beginning of Andrew’s relationship with Olga, Andrew said to Olga: “We should keep our relationship a secret for now. Inna is deeply infatuated with me. It would devastate her to find out that I’m in a relationship with you, her best friend.”

Olga agreed.

At the beginning of Andrew’s relationship with Inna, Andrew said to Inna: “We should keep our relationship a secret for now. Olga is deeply infatuated with me. It would devastate her to find out that I’m in a relationship with you, her best friend.”

Inna agreed.

Now Andrew is on the floor, and is being kicked repeatedly by Olga and Inna, their sharp stiletto shoes functioning as weapons.

There was a time when Andrew was faced with the possibility of having to choose between Olga and Inna. For Andrew, it was like having to choose between two exquisitely delicious desserts. There was so much he liked about Olga and Inna: their pretty faces; their shapely bodies; Olga’s long, straight, blond hair; Inna’s long, wavy, brown hair; their sexy foreign accents; their cruel, arrogant, selfish personalities; their insatiable appetites for carnal delights; their dainty, pleasure-giving hands; the sexy, sharp stiletto shoes they often wear; their generous mouths; and, most importantly of all, their very well-funded bank accounts. Olga or Inna: it was a choice that Andrew did not want to ever have to make.

But now, as Olga and Inna’s merciless beating of Andrew remains in progress, with no end in sight, Andrew thinks that perhaps his plan to have both Olga and Inna was a bad idea.

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